GIRLS HATE THIS :X

1. Girls hate it when guys ignore them

2. Don't say «I love you» unless you really mean it. Especially not on the first date!!!

3. Let us talk sometimes, we have problems too!IN ADDITION: We like to hear about your day, and we like listening to your stories...but there's such a thing as overkill! Let us have some input in the conversation and don't cut us off! MUCH appreciated!

4. Don't flirt with other girls!!

5. Girls aren't always looking for a serious relationship (we like flings too!!)

6. Don't be too clingy (protective is fine.. it's kinda sexy... but telling everyone "yeah that's my girlfriend" after one date....get the picture?)

7. DON'T WAIT FOR THE GIRL TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ITS PROBABLY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!

8. Girls like excitement in their lives. (doi, can't believe we put this one in here...)

9. When you're walking with them, start a conversation. It’s boring and awkward just walking in silence. And if she asks you a question like "what did you do for spring break" answer with a long answer, then ask us the same question. Probably half the reason we were asking you is because we want to tell you about ours!

10. Don’t ask «Can I kiss you». It’s like « uhhh…. Yeah. Sure… » and it’s a total turn off. Besides.. if you don’t ask them, they can’t say no! =P

11. Don’t say « thank you » after you kiss. I mean like… WTF???? We don’t, or for that matter, won’t say thank you back.

12. After you kiss them, do NOT wipe your mouth on your arm.

13. Give us tiny presents once in a while.. we will appreciate it! (but nothing over 20 bucks if its
not a special occasion)

14. Compliments compliments compliments… that is key, but don’t over do it, its fairly transparent!! ( If it's not obvious, it seems like you want to get in our pants)

15. Do a trick, you get a cookie!

16. We’re allowed to be late, you’re not.

17. Don’t show up drunk/high at our house… major turn off! We'll probably end up laughing at you!

18. If we break up with you, put your big-boy pants on and walk away. DON’T WHINE… and don’t ask us how you can get us back..

19. Don’t cry in front of her when she breaks up with you. Its pretty awkward... (As for crying in general, if like you are going through a rough patch, it can be cute!)

20. When you say what’s wrong, and we say nothing… we lie sometimes too! (NOT always the case though!)

21. There’s a difference between being nice and flirty.

22. Remind us why you like us. Its really « refreshing »

23. Don't make fun of stuff that we're proud of. Like dancing or painting. It's probably our soft spot, and if you poke it too hard, we're gonna hurt, so say sorry, FAST!

24. Be nice to our family, but don’t make it seem like your in love with our sister/brother (….HMMM….)

25. Only help us if we ask for help (some exceptions)

26. STOP MEANS STOP!

27. Don’t lie to us. We have our ways of finding out the truth… always.

28. Don’t kiss and tell. We know you guys gossip more than us! =P

29. Don’t video tape any « great leaps » in our relationship, if you know what we mean…

30. Don’t ridicule our habits. Especially shopping. We can torture you by taking you with us! BLACKMAIL

31. If we run like a girl…

32. No bad comments about our bodies. It’s one of the worst things you can do! And if you want to get anywhere… not smart at all!!

33. If we are going to have a girls night out, don’t expect to be invited.

34. Don’t ditch us for your guy-friends. (Like if we already had plans.) If you already have, expect the same you did to us. Karma… is a bitch.

35. If your texting and we say « hi » look up and respond.

36. Don’t act like a jerk around your guy friends or our friends then be nice to us later… mixed signals just winds us up in a jumble of confusion!

37. Don’t flirt with us and then say you don’t like us.

38. Don’t push us to go further. And don’t leave us if we refuse. There’s such thing as being « not ready »

39. Always pick us up from our house. It’s a small task, but it means a lot to us.

40. Love takes longer than a couple weeks. But, also we know that some people can actually tell the difference between like and LOVE.

41. If she doesnt call you, dont get mad, depressed, or stalker (call her 300 times until she picks up) ...cause thats just annoying. Phones do die sometimes.

42. If our eyebrows are raised, we either mean business or were un-impressed.

43. Tickle or wrestle with her, but if she says “stop”, STOP!!! (People who are super ticklish do not like this!!!)

44. If she calls you and she’s upset, listen, but don’t try to compete with your stories, listen and comfort her!

45. If she finds something funny once, don’t keep repeating it, it’s probably ONLY funny the first or second time.

46. Remember the inside jokes that you guys share!

47. Be random, but not TOO random. (there's a very thin line here, but it's pretty obvious!)

48. Don’t tell her about your ex-girlfriend(s)!!!!!!!!!

49. Don’t keep bringing up one of her ex-boyfriends!

50. Girls like it when you chase them.

51. Being a bit jealous/protective is awesome, 'cause it shows you care, but don't overdo it!!

52. Just because we kiss you/have a fling with you, does not mean we are together!! You need to ask us out first! And don't expect us to say yes.

53. Make eye contact with us. It shows us you're confident, and looking in someone's eyes actually reveal a lot.

54. DON'T TAKE LONGER TO GET READY THAN WE DO. (which shouldn't be too hard!). Girls usually take around an hour to get ready.55. We can tell if you are fake laughing.

56. Just accept it. Girls have ESP. We'll know if you're lying

57. Honesty is K E Y.

58. We always win. And if you don't let us win, I swear to god, you will pay for it.

59. Treat us like you would like to be treated.

60. We will never have enough bags or shoes.

61. We can act bitchy at least once a month. We know most of you haven't hit puberty yet ; but when you do, we will put up with your bitchiness

62. KISS US SOFTLY ( don't eat our face / use hard tongue / kiss with your teeth )

63. And if we kiss you like that, usually we're just returning the wonderful sensations on teeth vs. tongue.

64. NEVER EVER WEAR TIGHTIE WHITEES! Boxers are freaking hot though, ESPECIALLY with patterns.

65. Brush your teeth before you see us. We will do the same - even if we don't tell you.

66. Even if we act like we hate you, we usually don't... but please apologize so we can love you again.

67. Don't be an ass to us. Because that's just making your wait longer.

68. If you forget our birthday, we'll probably forget your name.

69. If we pretend you don't exist, cry and yell at you, give you nasty looks, plus shoulder shrugs, it ALWAYS means YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.(Apologize now!!!)

70. If you're not a good dancer, I hope you know, because everyone else does.

71. If you carry a man purse. Please know, its NOT ACTUALLY a murse. It's not helping your sexuality and girls will probably laugh at you when you ask them out.

72. When me and my best friend get together, we talk about EVERYTHING - so yeah. She knows about your secret obsession with your mom.

73. When you talk about us behind our backs, we know. Don't be two faced.

74. Don't make promises you can't keep.

75. There's such a thing as too much cologne. BTW Axe smells like C R A P!!!

76. We will never ever look like Barbies. If you expect us to... then you better show up looking like KEN.

77. Don't be sexual with your friends. That's not the way to show off your sex skills.

78. IF YOU HAVE A BAD HABIT DO NOT PRESSURE US INTO IT. (drugs, smoking etc. etc.)

79.If a girl teases you and laughs while she is saying it, this is a form of flirting, she probably likes you!

80. Don't pig out when we're there. I mean like, ewww. And don't eat with your MOUTH OPENNN!!!

81. If you buy her lunch or movie tickets etc, and she insists on paying you back, she doesn't like you. She feels bad for you and wants to give you your money back.

82. If you don't like your crush's / GF's friends, deal with it. They're her life... and have you ever heard of "Friends are forever, boys are WHATEVER"?

83. DON'T TRY TO MAKE HER JEALOUS! I cannot underline this ENOUGH! If you do try, we will get pissed off at you, dump you, and move on without looking back ONCE.

84. Don't take the time to count how many girlfriends you've had and then proceed to tell us all about them. We don't want to hear it!!! Would you like to hear us rant? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

85. After you two break up, please, just give us our stuff back! We don't mean any harm... just give it back to us! If you keep our stuff it'll make you look like an asshole who's stalking us!

85. If we have a bad day and tell you about it...don't take it as a competition! don't try to 'beat' our bad day with what you've had to deal with that day! We don't want to hear it...we just want someone to listen.

86. If you like us SOO SOO SOO much, talk to us on IM.. seriously.

87. NEVER tell us we should go to the gym! Even if we're complaining about our "love handles"!...we just want you to remind us how great you think we look =)

88. When a girl is going through a rough patch in her life, no matter what it is, even her pet dying, if she phones you wanting you to support her, dude, COME OVER! Don't blow us off, because it took enough courage to phone you in the first place. AND if we see you out later or hear 'bout your little escapades the next day, we'll be effin pissed. So take just like, 4 hours out of your BUSY, OH SO BUSY schedule and come support us!

89. If she breaks up with you, don't go around telling your buddies that you broke up with her or
that it was "mutual" because its def. not cool.

90. When a girl is mad at you, just say sorry. She'll forgive you and you can keep on living your life. Trust me, its a lot more painful to restrain from saying sorry than just saying it.

91. There is always a fine line. We have them too. If you just slightly cross, we don't really mind, if you can't even see the line anymore, rethink your behavior.

92. Don't CONSTANTLY be insecure about your relationship. Don't ALWAYS claim that she's better then you and that you don't deserve her. Don't CONTINUE with it after she's tried to convince you the first, second, fifth, tenth, twentieth time that she needs you. Seriously, if you're worried about the relationship, you now have reason to if you keep on whining.

93. if you tell us you're going to call tomorrow morning...then call tomorrow morning!! we will constantly be checking our phone, afraid well miss the call, obsessing over it...do us and yourself a favor and call when you say you will. we will take it out on you if you keep us waiting. bcuz one, it sucks, and two we don't like to be messed with. ...and if you don't know when you're going to be able to call..then don't tell us a time, don't tell us you'll call...surprise us instead..wed rather be surprised than kept waiting around.

94. Yes, we know about that little tick you boys do when a girl is getting old, you don't call her and just ignore her until she breaks up with you. COME ON! it was even mentioned on 'FRIENDS' (the tv show), it's so epic! So please, do both of us some help, and just break up with us!

95. IF YOU BREAK UP WITH A GIRL, ESPECIALLY IF ITS OUT OF THE BLUE, GIVE HER AN HONEST REASON!!!! YOU LIKE YOUR BALLS SO MUCH? WELL USE THEM AND SPEAK UP!!!!! NO NEED TO LIE EITHER, WE JUST WANT TO KNOW!

96. When we say "I'm cold" it means "make me warmer please!"

97. Don't be afraid of PDA, if you refuse to kiss us (let alone do ANYTHING with us) at school were either going to get REALLY frustrated and not LET you do anything at all, or wonder if you have something else going on!!! I mean, come on! You can't have us privately and not publicly. (but this depends on the girl)

98. If we're walking beside you, HOLD OUR HAND! it'll make us feel special, and make it less awkward for you.

99. Girls absolutely LOVE IT if you use long and unique words to describe her. Such as like: ravishing, gorgeous, dazzling, radiant, enchanting, beautiful, stunning. Don't use hot or cute, or 5 words or less. When you use unique words, it sounds more beautiful and like a fairy tale, and actually seems like you actually took the time to think of words to describe her.

100! I’m sorry your ex-girlfriend is till in love with you, but don't keep leading her on if you’re with us! This is a no-brainer!!!

101. Don't tell a girl's friend that you don't like her, tell the girl. Her friend will feel terrible for being the one you choose to tell and will probably hate you for a while.

102. If all a girl does is hang all over you in public beyond normal PDA and it's creeping you and all her/your friends out, it's probably because she doesn't feel secure in your guy's relationship. Make her not feel the need to prove to everyone that you’re hers by strengthening the relationship/trust.

103. When anyone who you know is making fun of us right to your face, STAND UP FOR US! 1, it will make us look bad, and 2, if you think of us like that, why are you dating us? It’ll make us both look like idiots. And as we mentioned before, WE WILL FIND OUT!

104. You DO NOT talk about girls you know that like you. And, if your girlfriend gets jealous and insecure and asks you to do something about that girl, YOU DO NOT SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THE GIRL’S FEELINGS. Whose feelings would you rather hurt, your girlfriend's or a girl that likes you?

105. If something REALLY good/REALLY bad happens in the family of in our lives, bring over flowers, or surprise us at our door, to show that this means something to you,(even if it doesn't mean that much, it means the world to us!!)

106. If its your girls time of the month and your girl asks you to go to the store and get her tampons/pads, etc. dont say its gross and not do it! Its a part of growing up with her and accepting her for the beauty she really is. To make it even more special, when you go pick up a rose and when you come back give her both and tell her how much she means and how special she is to you!!

107. Take us on DATES, for God's sake! Why do we always have to organise the social calendar? It doesn't need to be fancy, just fun and sweet!

108. If she tells you that she's pregnant with your child, dont freak out. Sure its a surprise but dont seriously make it dramatic. We'll just roll our eyes and laugh at you. If you're her ex, dont get pissed at her and scream on the phone. Support her and try to be there for her. Accidents do indeed happen. If your sticking with her, be there for her always.

11 things that mean for sure she’s hooked on you…

1) She looks you in the eyes a lot.
2) She smiles when you’re mentioned
3) She finds excuses to bring you up in conversations.
4) She’s overly nice to you.
5) If you ask her to do something that you could easily do, and she does it.
6) She flirts with you a lot, and she seems shy, but you hear about all these stories of her being very outgoing.
7) She doesn’t phone you directly if she’s with her friends, and if she’s not with her friends, she doesn’t phone you at all.
8) She often gets tongue-tied when she speaks to you / around you.
9) She laughs at all your jokes, even the stupid ones.
10) She acts opposite of her nature ( ex. If you walk in front of her and her friend tells a joke, she’ll laugh really really loud )
11) If the girl's best friend comes up to you and asks for your number FOR her best friend, chances are she likes you and is too embarrassed to come ask you herself!

5 Love Facts :
1. Love takes time (this varies). So don't say "i love you" on the first date!!
2. Don't be freaked if you don't love someone after a while of dating... some of you are pretty young, even though we tend to think we're all grown up, and love is a mature thing (again.. this varies)
3. Love is more than just kisses and compliments. It takes work, and if you're not willing to wash her dishes and pick up her little brother with her from his school, don't even bother.
4. Love takes more than one day to get over. It might take one month, six months, or maybe even a lifetime, to get over.
5. We all say we want love from " the notebook "... we might, but we most definitely don't want to ruin that one good guy at if you're still in high school. Wait until you've at least graduated. You dont want to loose him in ninth grade, do you?

Ways to make the BIGGEST impact on a girl's life:

• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
• hug her from behind and wrap your arms around her like you'll never let her go.
• leave her cute text notes.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
• tease her and let her tease you back
.• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• give her the world.
• let her wear your clothes.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her.
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
• and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?"♥